Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Eagles Special Offer!

This DVD comes jam-packed with the following bonus features:
  • Donovan McNabb's regurgitations in 3-D
  • TO's unedited driveway press conference, complete with abdominal workout
  • A primer on Andy Reid's famous one-liners after yet another devastating big-game loss
  • Lorenzo Booker - Brian Westbrook's Heir Apparent

But wait, if you order now, we'll throw in the Reid and McNabb "Football Fundamentals" series:

  • Time management
  • The 2-minute drill
  • Winning the big game
  • What to do 10 years into a 5 year plan
  • How to run a balanced offense

But wait - there's more! The first 100 buyers will get a bonus DVD featuring:

  • In-depth biographies of the Eagles first round picks in 2007 & 2008
  • "Where Are They Now?" - Reno Mahe, Todd Pinkston, and Freddie Mitchell discuss why no other team but the Eagles would have them
  • Tales From the Turnstile: The Winston Justice Story
  • Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust: A Short History of Kick Returner Jeremy Bloom
Phone lines are open 24 hours a day. Call and reserve your copy today!

(Special thanks to Alan T., who sent this to me with a note saying, "So funny I cried. So truthful I also cried.")

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